Enemy sighted
Apr 15th, 2009 | By Vidar Daatland | Category: Captain's quarters
Captains (b)log, earth-date 14042009: Two and a half weeks in to this journey and I still don’t rule The Internet as we know it. This is some really hard shit to pull of, and I thought it was all about talking. Not about actually walking. I’d at least expected that European surfers would be under my control by know. Maybe I should consider changing tactics?
Also, the ship malfunctioned in the weekend. Too much going on in the system to handle it, so the overload halted everything. A quick mail to the mighty support fixed it, they boosted the ships power-supply so hopefully it wil handle all the things going on. But luckily it was able to withstand an attack.
Yes, the WWW FlagLima was attacked. By porn-spammers. Writing an article which containted the word XXX seemed to have caught the attention of some enemy-spammers out there (not that there exists any friendly spammers…). Trying to spam my feedback, but luckily the ships force-field withstood the attack and it never made an impact. Trying to promote an awful porn site (no, I did not check it out. I promise!). Next time, maybe I’ll engage the enemy with my own spamming?
Anyway, this month there’s been close to 400 unique visitors to the ship. I now consider them my peeps and their souls are mine. But don’t tell anyone that, they may commit mutiny. There shall be no mutiny on the WWW FlagLima.
But, the question remains. How am I going to take over the rest of The Internet as we know it? Feel free to vote or comment. Yes, I have armed the motership with polls and even some quotes and galleries. Getting more and more powerful, but I still want a tractor-beam widget! I’m considering writing the Norwegian king to ask him to contribute. At least to command the people to grab their balls. That would have been a great thing for him to do, before i conquer everything and force him to step down. Or maybe I should just promise people cookies?
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